If… (Week 117)

This is week 117 in my personal “If… Project” in which I answer questions from the book “If… (Questions for the Game of Life)”

There are 125 pages of this book, each with four questions. I plan to take one page each week and answer the questions as thoroughly and honestly as I am able. In addition, I invite you to answer the questions along with me, whether it be in the comments section, your own personal blog, or just within your own thoughts.

Perhaps in doing so, we will get to know each other better, but even more importantly, get to know ourselves better.

This week’s questions:

If you could receive all the products from a single company for free (but could not resell them), which company would you choose?

I suppose it’s appropriate this question came mere days after receiving my brand spankin’ new iPhone 4, because the company I would choose would be Apple.

If you had to name the one thing that makes you angriest about a relative, what would it be?

I don’t think angry is quite the right word, but perhaps frustrated or saddened. It makes me a little sad that my mom won’t/doesn’t date. I kind of wish she would and hopefully meet a nice man who she can spend her time with. She gave so much of herself being a single mother and it’s time she got to experience some happiness and have someone show her the love the showed all of her children.

If you were to become the sex slave of one person from history, who would you want it to be?

Does this question seriously have to come right after I talked about wanting my mother to find love? I’m not necessarily attracted to anyone from “history” but history technically includes yesterday, so I suppose picking someone modern day is allowed. I’ve said it once (ok, plenty more than once), and I’ll say it again. I’m a sucker for a good Abercrombie model.

If you had to describe the perfect body, what would you say about it.

I don’t think I’d be able to say anything with my tongue hanging out.

Those are my answers to this week’s questions. What are yours?