Much like a robin signaling the return of spring, the holiday season also sends us a “Hey, Bitches! I’m here!”
That yuletide welcome comes via the most delicious beverage ever known to mankind.
Tonight, I had my first sighting of the year. And it was joyous.
Hello there, Silk Nog. It’s nice to see you again. Let’s make love.
I bought four quarts of it from my local grocery store just now, andidontevencare! I almost took their final quart too, but I figured in the spirit of giving/sharing, I would leave one for someone else to enjoy.
But they better restock their shelves quickly, because these four quarts are only going to last me a day or so.
I’m not kidding.
This stuff is my version of being an alcoholic.
I love the holidays!





