If… (Week 68)

This is week sixty-eight in my personal “If… Project” in which I answer questions from the book “If… (Questions for the Game of Life)”

There are 125 pages of this book, each with four questions. I plan to take one page each week and answer the questions as thoroughly and honestly as I am able. In addition, I invite you to answer the questions along with me, whether it be in the comments section, your own personal blog, or just within your own thoughts.

Perhaps in doing so, we will get to know each other better, but even more importantly, get to know ourselves better.

This week’s questions:

If you could take away the vocal chords of any person, who would it be?

Bobcat Goldthwait

If you had to have one platonic friends witness your next sexual act, who would you ask?

This exact question came up in a previous week, only it had to be a family member. Kinda shocked they started with family and moved to platonic friends. You’d think they woulda started small and then gotten more interesting.

Regardless, I pick Erin. She’d get all into it and be a sideline cheerleader. It’d make it more fun.

If you could be a guest on any television talk show, which would it be?

Ellen’s. No question about it.

If you were suddenly naked in front of everyone at work, what would you want them to say?

“Not too shabby”?

Those are my answers to this week’s questions. What are yours?