This is week forty-nine in my personal “If… Project” in which I answer questions from the book “If… (Questions for the Game of Life)”
There are 125 pages of this book, each with four questions. I plan to take one page each week and answer the questions as thoroughly and honestly as I am able. In addition, I invite you to answer the questions along with me, whether it be in the comments section, your own personal blog, or just within your own thoughts.
Perhaps in doing so, we will get to know each other better, but even more importantly, get to know ourselves better.
This week’s questions:
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Pee.
And then I would buy membership in the Disney Vacation Club.
If you could have a secret listening device in any one room in the world, which room would you like it to be in?
I’ve spent a good deal of time trying to figure out what room I would want to be able to have this magical listening device in, and quite honestly, I can’t come up with a single thing. I’m sure there has to be one, but for some reason, nothing is coming to me.
A secret viewing device on the other hand? I got plenty of rooms I would put that thing in.
If you had to inhabit the body of someone you know personally while keeping your own mind, whose body would you take?
I guess the point of this question is to basically pick your friend with the hottest body, right? And I’m not really in the habit of seeing my friends naked to know just how nice, or not, their bodies are, so I’m not really sure how I am supposed to answer this one. I just did a once over of all of my friends on Facebook to see if anything jumped out at me, and while I’m sure everyone’s body is just fine, and in some instances better than my own, I didn’t really see any that blew me away to the point of wanting to give up my own in exchange for theirs. The only person I can think of would be the porn star I used to be good friends with. True, we haven’t spoken in years, but technically I do personally know him, and he’s got a very nice body, so I will choose his.
If you could be a member of any club or association in the world, what would it be?
The Mile High Club
Those are my answers to this week’s questions. What are yours?