This is week thirty-four in my personal “If… Project” in which I answer questions from the book “If… (Questions for the Game of Life)”
There are 125 pages of this book, each with four questions. I plan to take one page each week and answer the questions as thoroughly and honestly as I am able. In addition, I invite you to answer the questions along with me, whether it be in the comments section, your own personal blog, or just within your own thoughts.
Perhaps in doing so, we will get to know each other better, but even more importantly, get to know ourselves better.
This week’s questions:
If you could have a secret camera in any one room in the world, what room would you put it in?
I’m a little ashamed to admit it, but the first thought that came to mind was to put the hidden camera in a locker room somewhere.
If you had to lose one of your limbs, which one would you sacrifice?
Holy crap, what a horrible question. Can I take the loophole and pick one of the limbs on the tree outside my house? No? Crap.
I guess if I had to pick a limb to get rid of, it would be my left leg. No real reason; just because.
If you could only keep one of your limbs, which would you choose to keep?
You just had to go and trump your last question with a worse one, didn’t you.
If I had to keep only one limb, I guess it would have to be my right arm. I can use a motorized wheelchair to get around and replace my legs, and I would keep my right arm over my left since that is my dominant arm.
If you were to have sex with two people simultaneously that you have known from your own past, who would you pick?
Well, ooh la la.
I’m going to impose an additional clause in this one just to help myself narrow it down, because otherwise it would be a list of two hundred and not just two. I’m only going to choose from people that I’m no longer currently in semi-occasional contact with.
First person would be the man I was once friends with who happens to also be a very well known adult film star. (Note to self: get back into regular contact with him)
Second person would be the dancer who was in one of the shows at which I used to work years ago.
Those are my answers to this week’s questions. What are yours?